Catchall Post ☼ 01 | ❝Where faith and fear collide...❞

[twilitfall]

(Just a little post for any overflow for memes when captcha says hello.)

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[warpstriking]

[Nyx, he knows where you sleep-]

Of course, but I won't stop him from earning a little on the side.

You tell them you're fired. :|

[...Not really. He'd never fire Nyx, but the Glaive doesn't need to know that.]

[coeurlianglaive]

[ Good luck trying to sneak into that room, King. Glaive has enough PTSD to instantly jump into fight mode if you sneak up on him. ]

"A little on the side." How much do you plan on paying your master photographer then? I hear Vyv pays pretty well...

Sorry. I might have hit send on a group message already. Want me to pack up now?

[ /trolololol ]

[warpstriking]

[And here he was thinking of just tossing a pie at a certain Glaive's face and warping to safety. Tsk tsk.]

Plenty, but we still need the funds to rebuild after.

[There's a long pause between the last text and the next--]

NYX ULRIC I SWEAR TO TITAN'S SWEATY ASSCRACK

[coeurlianglaive]

I'll make sure to clean my office on the way out.

Though you may want to be careful. Gods may have a thing or two to say to the Queen if you keep using that language.

[warpstriking]

You're lucky I like you, Ulric. It'd get too quiet here without you.

And this is why we don't swear by Leviathan's anything. At least with the others it's just a few words.