Catchall Post ☼ 01 | ❝Where faith and fear collide...❞

[twilitfall]

(Just a little post for any overflow for memes when captcha says hello.)

Comments

[coeurlianglaive]

Hopefully you pay better than Dino or Vyv would. I'd hate to see his photography skills go somewhere else.

You don't like the idea of calling your future prince or princess "little bean"?

[ Guess what the Crownsguard gets to hear tonight. ]

[warpstriking]

[Nyx, he knows where you sleep-]

Of course, but I won't stop him from earning a little on the side.

You tell them you're fired. :|

[...Not really. He'd never fire Nyx, but the Glaive doesn't need to know that.]

[coeurlianglaive]

[ Good luck trying to sneak into that room, King. Glaive has enough PTSD to instantly jump into fight mode if you sneak up on him. ]

"A little on the side." How much do you plan on paying your master photographer then? I hear Vyv pays pretty well...

Sorry. I might have hit send on a group message already. Want me to pack up now?

[ /trolololol ]

[warpstriking]

[And here he was thinking of just tossing a pie at a certain Glaive's face and warping to safety. Tsk tsk.]

Plenty, but we still need the funds to rebuild after.

[There's a long pause between the last text and the next--]

NYX ULRIC I SWEAR TO TITAN'S SWEATY ASSCRACK

[coeurlianglaive]

I'll make sure to clean my office on the way out.

Though you may want to be careful. Gods may have a thing or two to say to the Queen if you keep using that language.

[warpstriking]

You're lucky I like you, Ulric. It'd get too quiet here without you.

And this is why we don't swear by Leviathan's anything. At least with the others it's just a few words.