Your fried rice will be green free. [The takeout places know his order by heart. Well. The various forms of it. If it's him and Lance there's enough weird spicy stuff in the order to set fire to a house because they're daring each other.]

Did you know that most places we order to now know to listen for your voice in the background for how to prepare the order? I'm...not sure what they'd do if you and Lance were in the same room when I call.